how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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