we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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