dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
we're so committed to being not committed
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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