my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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