Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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