If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
someone owes me an orgasm
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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