garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He passed out mid-signature
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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