We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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