(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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