do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Randomize
