Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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