No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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