But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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