singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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