Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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