New low: just hacked my moms facebook
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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