I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I will be naked everywhere
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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