so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
That accounts for only three of the penises
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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