i permit you to call me
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
A bitchslap is in order.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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