No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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