relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
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I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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