Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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