Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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