I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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