take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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