it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
then he tried to convert me to islam
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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