new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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