Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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