So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Where did you get a picture of my penis
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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