Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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