Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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