guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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