this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Randomize