Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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