We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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