You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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