It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
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