Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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