Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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