1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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