Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
