i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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