when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize