been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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