He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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