I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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