Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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