for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
This is the high leading the old right now
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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