just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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