I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i would one night stand the shit outta him
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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