Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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