What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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