Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here