If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level