Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type