He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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