...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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