THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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