we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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