How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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