I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
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i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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