Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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