She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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